(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(RUMBLING)
RAVEN:
So, shouldn't we go ahead
and take Cinderblock down?
We can't. It's Monday.
- Monday?
- As in...
Motorcycle Monday, baby!
Motorcycle Monday?
Robin says on Mondays,
we're only allowed to fight
using motorcycles.
But he knows we do not possess
such modes of transport.
So convenient, huh?
(ENGINE ROARING)
Ready for your bike
beat down, Cinderblock?
(BEEPS)
Wheel punch! Wheel punch!
(TIRES SQUEALING)
- (ROARS)
- (IMITATES REVVING)
Super wheel punch!
Ha, ha! Mondays.
Whoo! Ha, ha!
I just beat up a villain
with a motorcycle.
A motorcycle!
Which, by the way,
is the most awesome way
to beat someone up.
Uh, it really wasn't
that awesome.
Do I need to wheel punch
some sense into you?
Because it was!
Okay. You're awesome.
We get it.
Not just awesome.
I might be the greatest
superhero ever.
GIRLS: So cool.
No, you're not.
- Excuse me?
- No offense.
But how can you be
the greatest superhero ever?
- You don't even have
an archenemy.
- So?
Archenemies are status symbols
in the hero world.
If you can get a crazed
lunatic to devote himself
to bringing you down,
it means you're a top hero.
If you can't...
Oh. I see.
Why doesn't anyone
wanna kill me?
(BAWLING)
Oh, how I hate seeing you
like this, Robin.
Get used to it because
without an archenemy,
I'm a loser.
(SNIFFLING)
- Just like all of you.
- I will be your archenemy.
Only villains can
be archenemies, Star.
Then I will be a villain.
You can't become a villain
by doing something nice.
Then becoming evil will be
the last nice thing I do.
Then go ahead and prove it.
Do something evil.
Very well. I will drink
straight from the milk carton.
Ugh! I cannot do it.
It is too evil.
Still, I Starfire the Terrible
vow to wreak havoc
on this world.
Until I see a smile
on Robin's face.
Robin deserves only the best
archenemy ever, Silkie.
So, there is much work
to be done.
(CRACKLING)
Now, I must work on my
maniacal laugh.
(CLEARS THROAT)
(GIGGLES)
(GASPS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(EVIL LAUGH)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(GURGLING)
Ooh! That intones the evil.
A great villain
surrounds herself with
dangerous henchmen.
Prove to me,
my little bumgorf,
you possess a cold heart.
(WHIRRING)
(GASPS) Wonderful.
Every villain needs
a secret lair.
From here I will plunge this
world into its darkest days.
Ooh! And have tea parties.
(WHIRRING)
Hey, Star. Nice mask.
It is not supposed to be nice.
It is supposed to be menacing.
Oh. Well, it really
brings out your eyes.
(GRUNTS)
Are you ready to spend
all your time and energy
relentlessly pursuing me?
Only to be frustrated
at every turn.
(CHUCKLES)
That sounds super creepy.
I'd never do that.
(CHUCKLES) No.
What if I did something
to make you hate me?
There's nothing you could do
to make me hate you.
I could destroy a year supply
of your hair gel.
Aah! I...
You'd have to be a real sicko
to do something...
No!
Now will you let me be your
arch nemesis?
I have no choice.
You've taken away the thing
I value most in life.
Spiky hair.
Hurray! After lunch we will
try to destroy each other.
(GASPS)
(ZAPPING)
- Titans!
- (ALL GASP)
(GAME BEEPS)
Dude, what's with your hair?
(PANTING)
(GRUNTS)
(YELLS)
Never mind that.
My archenemy is on the loose.
You don't have an archenemy.
Wait. (CHUCKLES)
Are you talking
about Starfire?
Starfire the Terrible!
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Now, that's funny.
Come on, man. For real?
Sure, fine, go ahead.
Laugh now.
(LAUGHS) Oh!
Oh, we are laughing now, man.
(CONTINUES LAUGHING) Ah!
(ZAPPING)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CRASHING)
- (CAT YOWLING)
Greetings, former friends.
Oh, no. Robin,
your evil archenemy is here.
- What are we gonna do?
- (GRUNTS)
Stand back! She's here for me.
Ooh! Protect us, Robin.
You're our only hope.
(GIGGLING)
No one can protect you
from what I am about
to unleash on this world.
Let me guess.
You're gonna try to drink
from the milk carton again?
(BUZZES)
I bet she's gonna set
the microwave clock
to the wrong time.
(BUZZES)
Or maybe she'll leave
the water in the sink running?
Oh, no!
(BUZZES)
No! I have rigged the moon
to explode.
You're gonna blow up
the moon? Right.
(BEEPING)
(DINGS)
(GIGGLES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(GURGLING)
(GULPING)
Carton milk.
Did you just blow up the moon?
Don't you even care
about the tides?
Why would you blow up
the moon?
Because I know how much
Robin liked that moon.
Are you crazy, Starfire?
(ELEPHANT TRUMPET)
Yes. And evil, too.
(GARGLING)
Yep. Looks like someone
has a pretty formidable
archenemy after all.
(BEEPING)
Your reign of terror
is over, Starfire.
I see you have discovered
my secret lair.
Uh, yeah, well,
it's in our backyard.
So, not really that secret.
Well, you are too late
to stop me.
I shall destroy you all!
Boop, boop,
boop, boop. Brrr!
Titans, go!
Uh. Those are just
cardboard boxes, Robin.
- (YELLS)
- Those lasers are for real?
I thought they were
just blinking lights!
(IMITATES BEEPING AND GIGGLES)
Deathbots? When did she have
the time to build Deathbots?
Let's get 'em.
(GRUNTS)
(SOUND OF KNOCKING OVER
BOWLING PINS)
(ROARS)
You okay?
(BOTH GRUNT)
Dudes, Starfire really hooked
this place up, huh?
(IMITATES BEEPS)
Wow. She's got piranhas, too.
I guess it's just you
and me now.
Have you forgotten
about my henchman?
(WHIRRING)
(SCREAMS)
- (GRUNTS)
- (BURPS)
Hurray! I win!
I am afraid,
I have to finish you now.
(PANTING) You can't.
Is this not what you wanted?
A formidable archenemy?
I just wanted
to feel accepted.
To be a real hero.
But Robin,
you are a real hero.
Well, can this real hero
have one last request?
Hmm. I do not see why not.
What is this final wish?
Uh, I was wondering
what day of the week it is?
Hmm. I believe
it is the Monday.
You know what that means.
Wheel punch!
Ha, ha! Got you! In your face!
I beat my archenemy!
Greatest superhero ever!
- (ENGINE ROARS)
- (TIRES SQUEAL)
Motorcycle Monday!
He ate the cookies!
He drank the milk!
He left this striped
hook in my sock!
Remember, Titans,
pace yourselves.
We've got a full day of...
ALL: Presents.
Robot parts!
Capes!
Borkflorts!
Yarn ball!
Collector's edition. Sweet.
ALL: Ugly Christmas sweaters!
Yuck!
Oh, man, this one
itches so good!
They are most unattractive.
So ugly!
Yet still festive.
It's snowing!
CYBORG: Ham!
BEAST BOY: Tofu!
ROBIN: Potatoes!
(CHOMPING)
(MOANING)
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
(CHOMPING)
ALL: We love Christmas!
(FLIES BUZZING)
Aw! No more milk!
No more cookies!
No more presents.
No more of the candy hooks.
No more mess,
no more ornaments,
no more empty calories, ha!
That was fun.
But I've got a heavy workout
scheduled for us at 0900.
(WAILING) No!
Christmas isn't over.
- (STRUGGLING) Over.
- (WHIMPERING)
Now that Christmas
has concluded,
I am off to Tamaran
for the great kergoff!
Huh! The great kergoff?
It is like Christmas,
but instead of the Santa,
we have Gilnark the Terrible.
(MONSTER SHRIEKING)
Festive.
Don't mind us,
We'll just be waiting another
364 days till next Christmas.
364. Doesn't seem so long!
(CLOCK TICKING)
(CRYING) I can't do it, man!
I just can't do it.
It's too many days!
It's not fair!
Why does Starfire get to have
a second Christmas?
Are my ears hearing correctly?
There is a second
Christmas coming?
NARRATOR:
And with that one question
out of Starfire's mouth,
the magic of second
Christmas was born.
Yeah, second Christmas.
- You don't know about
second Christmas?
- I do not.
Oh, that's right.
You're never here for that.
Oh, tell me more about
this second Christmas!
Does Santa return?
No, he's too tired
after first Christmas,
so there's a new Santa.
Yeah, second Santa is
a tall, skinny dude.
- BEAST BOY:
In a green tracksuit!
- RAVEN: No beard.
- BEAST BOY:
And he wears sweet high tops.
- CYBORG: And a headband!
BEAST BOY: And he flies
around with a jet-pack!
CYBORG:
Yeah, that sounds right!
I would very much like to see
this second Santa.
Well, you can, but you're
gonna have to cook us
an amazing second
Christmas dinner.
And buy us even more presents.
And decorate the tower with
even crazier lights.
And...uh, fly the second
Christmas kite!
- Yeah!
- And if you do all that,
second Santa will deliver you
the second Christmas miracle.
Ah! There is a second
Christmas miracle?
Oh yeah! With a flash of light
and the rumble of second
Santa's jet-pack,
you are given the miracle
of...um, ya know, somethin'.
(GASPS) Something!
Oh, second Christmas sounds
too wondrous to miss!
Is this true?
- Is what true?
- Second Christmas!
Uh, there's no such thing
as second Christmas.
Robin's the grouch of
second Christmas, man.
Don't listen to him. Anytime
he tries to shake your belief,
just punch him in
his grouch face.
I still believe, grouchface!
- ROBIN: Ah!
- (GLASS SHATTERING)
Who is ready
for the second Christmas?
ALL: We are!
♪ Second Christmas is so
amazing, fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la ♪
ROBIN: Ah!
- CYBORG: Chili!
- BEAST BOY: Burritos!
RAVEN: Burgers.
ALL: We love second Christmas!
Wow.
What an incredible
waste of energy!
Our generator can't take
this kind of strain!
The others are playing a trick
on you, Star. They just want
more presents and more food.
Don't you understand?
Second Christmas is a lie!
A lie!
I think it looks
pretty, grouch!
Starfire didn't listen to
the Second Christmas grouch.
Not even some.
She was the certain
that tonight
the second Santa would come.
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪
Ooh, that second Christmas
got me, I'm beat!
Great second Christmas, guys.
Yeah...
Okay, well good night.
(MEOW)
(YAWNING)
Aren't you going
to bed, Starfire?
How could I? I do not wish to
miss second Christmas Santa!
Uh, heh, he might not come
'till really late, Star.
I did not miss the great
kergoff, the most important
celebration of my people,
to not witness the second
Christmas miracle!
There's something
we should tell you.
Yes?
Good night.
BOTH: Good night!
♪ Oh, second Christmas night,
fly your second
Christmas kite ♪
(SIGHS) Perhaps I am
not believing hard enough...
(GRUNTING)
(STRUGGLING) Believe, believe!
She cooked all the feasts
and hung all the tights,
she decorated the tree
and turned on the lights.
But try as she may
and do what she might,
there was no second Santa
appearing that night.
Second Santa! I knew you'd...
ROBIN: Tell her!
There's no such thing
as second Santa.
We just didn't want to have
to wait 364 days for
another Christmas.
We're sorry.
No second Christmas miracle?
No flash of light?
Yeah, we kinda made
all that up too.
(SOBBING)
Are you okay?
No! I am not the O or the K.
You made me miss
the great kergoff!
For this!
(SHRIEKING LOUDLY)
Where's your second
Christmas spirit? Ow!
Whoa, what did I do?
Don't shoot the messenger!
You are the grouch!
I'm sorry!
(YELLING)
(ALARMS BLARING)
Whoa! Second Santa?
Second Santa?
He's real!
He is?
He is coming!
He is really coming!
(EXPLOSION)
(MACHINE BEEPING)
Whoa, what happened?
The Titan reactor exploded.
We've been in the hospital
almost a year. In comas.
A year!
363 days, to be exact.
Do you know what this
means, Starfire?
That I was a blortnorp
to believe the fictional stories
of Second Christmas?
No, Star.
It means this was a second
Christmas miracle!
We didn't have to wait 364
days for another Christmas!
Because thanks to that
horrible explosion, we've been
unconscious the whole time!
It's Christmas Eve.
Tomorrow's Christmas!
Ha-ha-ha! Ya-hoo!
Merry second Christmas!
Merry second Christmas
everybody!
To those who believe
second Santa does exist,
the Titans didn't have to wait
a whole year for Christmas,
they got their second
Christmas wish.